You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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