Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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