I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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