Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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