that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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