This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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