This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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