I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
