So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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