that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
3 2 1 whiskey
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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