I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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