Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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