i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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