Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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