Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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