wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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