So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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