Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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