Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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