I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
