If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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