wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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