Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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