She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Is it because I queefed?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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