Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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