So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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