Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Randomize
