Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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