ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You don't make any sense
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