It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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