I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
