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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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