My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
