I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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