Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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