I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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