after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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