She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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