He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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