I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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