Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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