she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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