Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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