shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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