Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
