I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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