just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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