i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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