I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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