I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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