I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
ugly people sure do ruin things
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
