Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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