love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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