I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
50% drunk capacity currently
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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