called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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