so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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