she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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